It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Stockings are hung by the chimney with care.
Mr UPS and Mr Postman have been very busy, leaving on average 2 packages a day on our door step.
While this is very exciting, I’m beginning to get worried about what we’re putting them through by having them drop things at the door.
This is our driveway.
It’s straight up. I drive to get the mail. That’s probably why my ass is so large.
UPDATE: Courtney and I got home from running errands today, right as Ms. UPS was carrying 2 packages up our driveway.
I say:
I’m sorry, I suck.
She says:
Yeah you do. I mean, your driveway does.
lmao “i drive to get the mail”
You have stairs next to your driveway!?!?
Yeah, jackass. Of course you’d know this if you came to visit.
It’s sad, but true.
I think we may be related – thanks to Amazon Prime we have at least 2 boxes a day too. And the same Christmas stocking but woops, the new baby’s doesn’t have her name yet… well I can photoshop that right?
Only difference is our driveway is barely long enough to even fit a car, so we don’t have that issue.
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